My Spoon Is Too Big!

January 13th, 2004 12:12 AM


You are spoon guy. You should have planned ahead buddy, or packed a bigger lunch.

which rejected character are you?

(Sometimes, among the endless supply of these mindless quizzes, you find one that’s really rather amusing.)

Update: Rejected is available directly from Bitter Films. Also, although not supported by Bitter Films, it’s apparently available on this Spike and Mike’s DVD:

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I’m a bleeding anus cloud! Ironically, in high school I was voted “Most likely to be a bleeding anus cloud.” The circle is now complete.

Posted by: Turd Furguesson on January 13th, 2004 5:50 PM

well, since i cant connect to quizilla, i’ll have to make due with the quizes at hand.

“Are you a generous lover?” …I’d like to think I am…

p.s. regarding packing a bigger lunch, i’d say any lunch no matter the size would be a step in the right direction. i mean, subway? for christ’s sake, man.

Posted by: shuli on January 14th, 2004 10:52 AM

… then, you are.

Posted by: kasei on January 14th, 2004 11:53 AM

Yeah, I’m a bleeding anus cloud as well. I always suspected it, deep down in my heart… or was that my colon?

Posted by: Benjamin on January 15th, 2004 8:16 AM

I am a banana, although I wish I had some type of bleeding anus disease. Life would just be more interesting that way.

Shut the f*ck up, Donny

Posted by: Captain Howdy aka Carrie on March 1st, 2004 5:04 PM

“I am a banana!”

Posted by: Twiggy on March 11th, 2004 7:27 PM

What in heckfire are you talking about? Link plz.

Posted by: McMurphy on March 13th, 2004 1:32 AM

i’m a big head blob………………nice but, i wish i was a bleeding anus cloud…or a banana…o boy do i love the bananas ;) hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah (evil laugh)

Posted by: okay dokay on March 22nd, 2004 10:26 AM


Posted by: DEZ on March 30th, 2004 12:21 PM

You are a banana! Good job, captain obvious.

which rejected character are you?
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… I am a BAnAnA!!!

Posted by: Dizzy on April 7th, 2004 11:34 AM

Could someone please email me a link to the comic?? Everyone keeps telling me about it, and I want to see it. address:

Posted by: Weaver on April 15th, 2004 6:15 PM

MY SPOON IS TOOOOOOO BIG!!!!…………………………………………………I AM A BANANA!!!………………………………………………………………………………………….. AHHHHHH MY ANIS IS BLEEDING

Posted by: papatony on April 19th, 2004 7:29 AM

Were can i download my spoon is too big

thank u

Posted by: Sarah J on July 11th, 2004 6:02 PM

can any1 e-mail me the link 2 My Spoon is too Big? cuz ppl keep telling me about it and i really wanna c it…my e-mail is angel_4ever19@hotmail .com

Posted by: Sarah on July 27th, 2004 9:50 PM

Hey i am the Anus Cloud but i wanted to know where i can download the videos cuz they are hilarious!!!! thank

Posted by: Katy D. on July 29th, 2004 1:48 PM

“I am the queen of france!”

Posted by: Nick Roberts on July 31st, 2004 2:04 PM

Can someone please tell me where i can download my spoon is to big…i’ve seen it once and its sooo funny, but i want to see it again…thanx

my e-mail:

Posted by: leah on September 3rd, 2004 2:18 PM

i cant for the love of all thats holy find that movie!!!som1 show me a link

Posted by: ywn on October 3rd, 2004 12:11 AM

where can i download that movie. i found where to buy it but come on its 9 min. email me its

Posted by: Vega124 on October 9th, 2004 2:32 AM

were do i find this so called big spoon? i lost the link

Posted by: My spoon IS too big on October 9th, 2004 6:27 PM

me too, where can i get the cartoon from? can you send it too thanks

Posted by: sofie on October 14th, 2004 5:12 AM

We watch the videos in my English class all the time because all of us students and my teacher think they’re hilarious. One kid even made a giant poster of the big spoon comercial thingy…. it was so funny. every day we talk about it.

Posted by: Shandra on October 21st, 2004 6:00 PM

where can i get the link to my spoon is too big i’ve heard about it from and people say its really funny can somebody e-mail me the link

Posted by: Anonymous on October 23rd, 2004 5:09 PM


Posted by: Anonymous on October 25th, 2004 6:37 PM

why can no one find that damn cartoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous on November 16th, 2004 6:49 PM

hey will you send my dat flash of it please

Posted by: Anonymous on November 17th, 2004 12:01 PM

where can i find the banana video

Posted by: pablo on November 24th, 2004 8:43 PM

There she blows

Posted by: SeriousBody on November 28th, 2004 8:57 PM

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!!! (no one at my school has seen it YET hehe nothing is better than silly hats HEHE

Posted by: codfish on December 8th, 2004 1:43 AM


Posted by: sad on December 16th, 2004 12:16 PM

wre can i find the videos!! my friends wont tell me

Posted by: bannana on December 21st, 2004 6:15 PM

I AM A BANANA!!!!! my ainus is bleeding!!!

Posted by: Christina Marieee on December 24th, 2004 7:15 PM


Posted by: Christina Marieee on December 24th, 2004 7:17 PM

you guys are so lucky i wish i was a banana..but im going to have to live through every day knowing that i can’t eat my frikin cereal!

Posted by: bleh on January 12th, 2005 7:16 PM

where can I watch the spoon guy video???

Posted by: riley on January 29th, 2005 8:44 PM

Were in hell is that vidio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: spoon_girl on March 13th, 2005 4:10 PM


Posted by: spoon_girl on March 13th, 2005 4:16 PM

heyy omg i JUST saw the video ReJeCted it’s so awesome if u want to check it our go to then click videos and then click Rejected and it should be therre ciao everybodii

Posted by: Carie on March 20th, 2005 11:46 PM

can someone send me the link for my spoon is too big…ive been looking FOREVER!

Posted by: emalouu on March 21st, 2005 6:17 PM

for the love of god people give them the damn link, ive never seen so much crap.

Posted by: Phoenix on March 26th, 2005 5:39 PM

what the hell is this about??? weirdos! lol only joke!! X XX X X X X PIPPA SG

Posted by: Pippa SG on April 5th, 2005 3:47 PM

Will someone please send/post a link that frinkin’ works??

Posted by: mntovera on April 6th, 2005 10:32 PM

I had the video, but my dog ate it!


Posted by: Benjamin on April 9th, 2005 12:34 AM

why the hell cant i play any cartoons?I REALLY WANT TO SEE THEM!

Posted by: kelly on April 16th, 2005 8:21 AM

search for REJECTED.AVI on Emule

Posted by: rejected.avi on May 12th, 2005 12:01 PM

hey i reeeeaaaaally want that damn cartoon, why can nobody find it?!! well i know it is extremely unlikely to get anything out of this, but if somebody could email me the link at i would eternally loooove you, ta

Posted by: Anonymous on May 16th, 2005 5:19 AM

The original video is called “Rejected”, so just look for it on Limewire or something. EASY to find.

Posted by: Anonymous on May 22nd, 2005 10:36 PM

From the moment I laid my eyes on him I kne wI was the spoon guy

Posted by: Anonymous on May 24th, 2005 10:05 PM

why can’t i find it

Posted by: jonathon on May 29th, 2005 5:32 PM

can any one send me the cartoon “my spoon is to big” please thank u much love! please send it to

Posted by: Kathrine on June 22nd, 2005 6:15 PM

Why can no one find the cartoon? If someone knows it, if you could either post it on this website or email it to me (, pleeeeease?

Posted by: krista on June 24th, 2005 12:55 AM

I have never seen the video but i’ve been looking for it for hours!! could someone o so kindly send me the link to the video please?

Posted by: Meghan on June 28th, 2005 10:28 PM

hey ive used all of those links and they suck…they are broken websites! I saw these videos along time ago and i want to see them again…so for the love of god!!! someone send me the right link or the download or something actually that has to do something with big spoons bananas and bleeding anus’s!! it is so damn funny! piss shit fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n’ twat!(what is that!?!?!) I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!iwannasuckmymomandmydaddytoo! (oh! this thing on?) email it damn it!!

Posted by: kyle on July 5th, 2005 2:27 PM

I am the spoon guy…Go figure. I REALLY wanted to be the consumer whore!!

Posted by: Nicole on July 18th, 2005 1:19 PM


Posted by: luke on July 18th, 2005 11:10 PM

can someone send me “rejected”? i can’t find it anywhere…

Posted by: jason on July 22nd, 2005 7:29 PM

If someone could send it to me as well that would be fantastic. I am trying to find it for a friend, and I will help the person who does if they need help with something. my email address is

Posted by: Tyler on August 1st, 2005 12:32 PM

Posted by: word up on August 13th, 2005 5:12 PM

Heres the link!! enjoy!!

Posted by: beanybaby on August 15th, 2005 7:25 AM

argh where the hell is it!!!!!!!? link please…anyone?! hmmzies

Posted by: Sarah on August 22nd, 2005 10:59 AM

OMFG someone please send me that damn link! One that actually works! argh!!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease i need to see it :’(

Posted by: Lee on August 24th, 2005 7:07 AM

REQUESTS FOR LINKS TO REJECTED CARTOONS: I’ve been gooogling around and have found out that all of the Rejected cartoons are now being offered on DVD only. Because of copyright issues, they’ve been removed from all free dowloadable sites. If you want to see it, you’ve gotta buy it or find someone who downloaded it before it got famous (and sold out to the corporate MAN).

Posted by: Anonymous on August 28th, 2005 6:00 PM

Since it is no longer free to watch the “my spoon is too big” video..would someone please send it to me??:( I would greatly appretiate it!

         Peace & love,
                  Kristi --
Posted by: Kristi on September 1st, 2005 8:10 PM

The jiggbot link works from “word up”. Use it.

Posted by: someone on September 5th, 2005 11:17 AM

where can i DL this move

Posted by: john on September 9th, 2005 11:24 PM

[quote] The jiggbot link works from “word up”. Use it. [/quote]

It’s .wmv format. What about us mac users? …and I still doubt if it works for windows either.

Posted by: no you're not on September 13th, 2005 2:02 PM

What is the “official” name of this cartoon, and where can I find it?

Posted by: Icarus on September 14th, 2005 9:25 PM

my spoon is too big is the greatest cartoon i have ever seen. I watch it over and over again!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!

Posted by: Jaysa on October 4th, 2005 12:18 PM

Can anyone email me the My Spoon is too big video? Or just send me the link for it, please? I can’t find it anywhere. Thanks

Posted by: Nicole on October 9th, 2005 7:43 PM

Ok, I just got through looking all over the damn place for this film, and finally found it. I wasn’t looking for a download, but the DVD instead, so it’s nice and easy it’s at it’s cheap, and they have a bunch of awesomely funny shirts that go with it… enjoy!!

Posted by: Tiffany on November 11th, 2005 11:13 AM is where you can buy the DVD, it’s cheap, and there are a bunch of shirts that are awesomely funny… enjoy!

Posted by: Tiffany on November 11th, 2005 11:18 AM


Posted by: JENNY on December 23rd, 2005 2:44 AM

for the love of god buy the dvd if you like it that much !!

Posted by: ~matt on December 24th, 2005 11:02 AM