My Name is Jonas
A gem found while organizing the offices of WCCS: The hand written lyrics sheet to the Donut Patrol song My Name is Jonas:
My name is Jonas
I’m ruining the school.
I don’t care what you think
This is how I rule.Need me? I’m never there.
I’m playing solitaire
In my office tucked away
That is where I will stay.Students are leaving the school
But we are still cool
I’m nobody’s fool
But I’m Student Life’s tool.My name is Marshall
I’m taking all your cash.
Who cares who you are
Just give it to me fast.I do things you’ll never see
Cause I’m at home is Wellesley.
Make sure you listen to this song
Cause I’ll be fucking up Wheaton before long.Students are leaving the school
But we are still cool
I’m nobody’s fool
But I’m Student Life’s tool.