MTX Punk!
“I still haven’t found a girlfriend,
Though i’ve tried a lot.
So, can you help me please,
It’s tougher than i thought.
“The odds are pretty good,
but the goods are pretty odd.
Though at this point,
I’ll take anything you’ve got.
“I see this all the time,
Nice girls in love with jerks,
What could they be thinking?
Tell me how it works.
“If I got some problems,
Well I wouldn’t be the first.
But the ones I have in mind are even worse.
“And even Hitler had a girlfriend,
Who he could always call,
That would always be there for him
In spite of all his faults
He was the worst guy ever.
reviled and despised,
Even Hitler had a girlfriend
So why can’t I?
Why can’t I?
“Life is full of contradictions
Hard to understand
And for every happy woman,
There’s a lonely man
“Nixon had his puppy.
Charles Manson had his clan
God forbid that i get a girlfriend.
“Even Hitler had a girlfriend
Who he could call his own,
To sweeten days of bitterness,
and feeling all alone
“I’m not as bad as Hitler,
But that doesn’t mean a thing,
Since they’d rather be with Hitler, more than me
I don’t see, why they’d rather be with Hitler,
more than me.”