Sharp as a Razor
April 05, 2003 08:33 PM
Sharp as a Razor:
A serious problem is going through airport security while looking like a freshly-shaven version of America’s Number One Terrorism Suspect. “Hmm. Sir, your ID here shows you with a goatee.” Uh, yeah. I shaved that off. “And no glasses…?” Well, I usually wear contacts. “And this address doesn’t match the tags on your luggage…” Well, that’s just to distract you from the massive quantities of C4 in my carry-on!
